Avengers: Infinity War - Review

MASSIVE SPOILER WARNING! THERE WILL BE MASSIVE SPOILERS BECAUSE I GUESS EVERYTHING I COULD SAY IS A SPOILER SO I WON'T EVEN TRY!

 

Good, now that I have this out of my system, I can start to get everything about Infinity War out of my system as well - and obviously, there is a lot.
I assume that everyone reading this knows about the plot and the back story that lead to it so I will do without a summary of the story and jump right into the criticism/thoughts on different stuff. Cool? Cool.

Let's start with the first deaths: Loki and Heimdall. While a big part of me started liking the MCU because of Loki in Avengers (yes, I used to be that kind of basic teenage fangirl, don't judge me), Heimdall hit me a lot more personally. Loki already died before, so it's not something shocking or new to see - that's the problem with having characters die more than once, it makes the audience insensitive to it happening again. Even with the certainty that this time he won't come back - the Russo brothers aka Thanos made that very clear in a not so subtle way - there's still that feeling of "eh, he might come back after a while, he's too popular" that just lingers on. I don't trust Marvel on deaths anymore. Fun fact: The same thing happened to me with Doctor Who during the Moffat era and now I don't get emotional at all when a character dies in the DW universe.

However, rumors are the Russos argued that Loki will stay dead because, and I quote, "Tom Hiddleston is getting too old". Even though I completely agree that it's time for Loki to actually stay dead - are you fucking kidding me? Tom Hiddleston is 37. He is a lot younger than, say, Robert Downey junior, or Samuel L. Jackson, he is younger than Chadwick Boseman who is handled as "a fresh new face" - and besides, he did not change at all! When you compare Loki now to Loki in Thor 1, he still looks the same - if anything, just a bit worn down by all the things all of them have gone through. I don't know about you but Loki did have some very stressful years - if anything, he looks tired, and it makes perfect sense! Tom getting "old" is not even close to a good point of why Loki has to stay dead. Tom maybe not being willing anymore to play that role, letting go of him so he can turn to do other movies, Lokis character arc being pushed to the fullest, those are decent reasons. Get your shit together, please.

Another thing that starts right here is why I think that with Infinity War the MCU has outdone itself: The overall story is a story of failure. All those superheroes are doing their best to fight and stop Thanos, and a lot of times they did everything right, and they still fail. This makes Infinity War as frustrating as it is great because of this. It's something we all have to remember all the time, no matter how good we are doing and even if we do everything right there is potential to fail. Sure, in our personal lives failure rarely means the death of half the universe, but still - important to keep in mind. What's even more frustrating is all the times when you think they did it and then they didn't: Sure, it was clear that Loki wouldn't kill Thanos because then the movie would have been over within minutes (even though that could have been an interesting plot twist - originally assigned bad guy for the movie gets killed within minutes, unsuspected new bad guy never mentioned in a trailer or anything takes over. Or even one of the guys who are supposed to be the good guys. I'll be back in a bit, just writing a genius script to sell to Hollywood for a shitload of money.). I was a bit tricked as well of the illusion Thanos made up on Knowhere where Gamora killed him, but that would have been too soon as well. I would have loved the retrieval of the soul stone to be the last obstacle on Thanos' way, though, because I wished Gamora would have been right: Thanos' love for her is not exactly real love so she would have still died there, but it wouldn't have given him the stone. It would have been for nothing. He maybe would have brought her back from death by using the time stone then, but ultimately, his quest for all the stones would have ended there. That would have been a good end. However, I understand why it couldn't be that and that for the love to count it doesn't have to be real love in everyones perception - it was enough that Thanos, despite his really shitty behaviour given that, loved Gamora to his own understanding. But, I don't know, I would have liked this as an alternative ending as well. Just a thought on how the story could have proceeded.
That it worked was a very frustrating point as well though, mostly because Gamora pointed out how it couldn't work and we all believed it. Then there were Iron Man, Spider-Man, Dr. Strange, Starlord, Drax and Manthis who did an incredible job on Titan until Starlord fucked it up - they were so close to actually stopping Thanos, damnit! Peter, you fucking idiot! (Quill, not Parker, obvs.) That was the point where it got really frustrating, especially since Peter could have done better, they didn't do everything right and still failed, he just fucked. Up.

I think it was obvious that Shuri wouldn't quite make it removing the mind stone from Vision, however, when Wanda destroyed it, I was so, so sure it was over - and then Thanos used the time stone on her just to kill Vision again (which was ouch). Which personally, I didn't think of but when it happened it seemed so obvious as well. Of course, since he now has the power to play with time, he's going to use it for exactly that.

And then there's Thor. While I was really, really hoping for him to finally stop this nightmare, I am so glad that he didn't. I feel like "Thor coming in last second to save the day (when no one expects him anymore)" was a 'plot twist' a bit overdone in the past and I am so so glad that this wasn't the solution to the problem this time again even though that meant that now Thanos has all the stones and does his thing.

To be honest, I completely forgot there was going to be an Infinity War II so when people started dissolving and the credits started rolling without that being fixed I was a bit... dead inside because I thought for a second that with this the MCU was finished and over and done. Then I remembered that a) at least Ant-Man and the Wasp was on its way and b) there was way too many arcs not finished yet for it to end right here. And then I remembered there was a part 2 coming. Oh sweet relieve! Thank god!

Speaking of characters dissolving: I am still impressed by how little I felt sad. Peter Parker dissolving actually made me tear up a bit because him reacting so much to it and being so scared really hurt (and he's my son and I love him!), but for everyone else, I just took over their lethargy and hopelessness. After that, I just felt really dead and empty inside, but not really sad. For me, that's pretty unusual - I tend to have a lot of feelings both for movies and in general. I cry a lot during movies. Not even just when it's sad, I tend to even sob like a baby when something is just really beautiful. I am very emotional. So I guess, feeling only empty is... something? I'm not sure what but something.
So actually I wanted to write this review a week ago already. I watched it on English first as I tend to do, but then I couldn't quite gather my thoughts on it into something that even closely resembles a coherent text (I know that this one isn't that coherent either). Thus, I had to rewatch it - in German this time. And unlike for all the other movies I reviewed on here so far, I have to make a remark on the translation: Why on earth would you translate "Wakanda forever" to "Wakanda über alles" (=Wakanda above everything else)? Not only does it change the overall tone of the phrase from "Wakanda forever - we just want this country and culture to last" to "Wakanda above everything else - we are much better than you" which plays into alt-rights hands dragging the idea of a sovereign advanced African country - how can you do this in Germany where we had "Deutschland über alles" (=Germany above everything else) in the national anthem during the NS era and thus it also has a very foul additional taste to it? Especially when it comes from black people? Who said this was an okay translation? Who waved that through? Now I completely understand that sometimes due to lip movement things can't be translated directly without it looking weird when the character says it in the synchronization. But not in this case, no, "Wakanda für immer" would have worked perfectly fine - instead, they chose a translation with that connotation and a syllable more to even fuck up the lip movement thing along with it. Please stop putting nazi sentences into black peoples mouths.
I just really needed to address this now that I noticed it, and along with it, I noticed I didn't watch Black Panther in German yet - I think I won't at all now if I can help it because I think I may cringe every time I hear this translation.

Now for a more positive ending, I want to tell you about the overall stuff I liked about Infinity War:
Thanos' (Josh Brolins) expressions are gold. That man was cast very well and I am glad that with this story we got to enjoy the full range of what he can do with his face.
Young Gamora was A+ casting as well - Ariana Greenblatt does look a lot like a child version of Zoe Saldana. Under the green makeup, that is. But it works so well!

I love how they mashed up all the different musical styles the separate movies (Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Black Panther) have. It helped to make it not too much about one person or one group.
I love the Hulk side plot where the Hulk has ego issues due to Thanos beating him up without even using the infinity stones - I love seeing Bruce on its own still getting shit done without being green. It's what Mark Ruffalo and Bruce Banner as a character deserve.

And last but not least, I love the ethical problems coming up all throughout the movie: Thanos' reason to want to wipe out half of the population of the universe does make sense and is somewhat understandable (but yes, I am still wondering as well if he couldn't just have doubled resources) and both Peter Quill promising to kill Gamora and Wanda promising to kill Vision by destroying the stone was basically the trolley problem (killing one person you love to save multiple others, classic utilitarism), so Chidi Anagonye (The Good Place, anyone?) would have had a big philosophy boner over this one - and really bad stomach cramps.

I'm really looking forward to Infinity War II. I have no idea how all of this could be fixed and I am thrilled to see how it gets done. I am curious if the Hulk issue will be resolved and how. I am curious about who will come back and if people come back in the first place. I am kinda hoping for Tonys and Peppers wedding to be the finishing point for the original Avengers and the MCU being pursued with the newer characters like Spidey, Black Panther, Ant-Man etc., the ones we haven't seen as much from yet. I think it's been a while since I was that hyped about the MCU.

Black Panther - Review

Originally, I was very reluctant to write a review about Black Panther. I was feeling like I could be pushing into a space that was not for me and that it wasn't my place to judge wether or not Black Panther was represantative for black people - because, after all, I am white and I can't talk for a group of people I am not part of. On the other hand, wouldn't voicing my opinion and thoughts about BP (spoiler: I loved it a lot) be amplifying it and using my privilege to help elevating it?
Since I didn't feel like I could make that decision myself, I asked tumblr blog writingwithcolor. Usually, they give all sorts of tips on how to write POC characters in fiction (if you're a writer of some sort, definitely check them out!), but I felt like they were the right ones to ask this anyway,  even if it was about non-fiction. (You can read their full answer here.)
The point that reasonated most with me was: Racists don't hesitate to write bad, racist reviews about it, so why should I hesitate to write praise? All support is good support as long as I don't speak for black people, but for myself and my own mind. And what can I say, that does make perfect sense. So here we go.
Black Panther is set after Civil War where T'Chaka, the King of Wakanda, a fictional country in Africa, was killed and his son T'Challa (Chadwick Boseman) takes his place. He returns to Wakanda to be crowned king and officially become the Black panther. On the outside Wakanda pretends to be a third world country, but actually they are a very well developed nation with a high level of technology way ahead of the outside world based on their rich vibranium resources. The reason they managed to develope so well and stay that way is mostly their secrecy and keeping everyone else out, because that way, they never got colonialized and exploited by the Europeans like the rest of Africa. But obviously keeping the borders closed and keeping to themselves also means not really helping people on the outside either. While the military does do missions to, for example, save Nigerian women from being trafficked, some feel like this is to little given what they could do with all the technical developement they have. The big question here is: Keep Wakanda a secret to protect it, or risk the safety to help others?
One character who advocates for the later is Nakia (Lupita N'yongo), T'Challas ex, a so-called War Dog, an undercover spy to complete missions in other countries - she has seen a lot of the misery the outside world has to deal with and feels the need to help these people more than they do now. However, this is not really a radical view and thus she is not radical.
Other than Eric Killmonger, T'Challas lost cousin who returns to Wakanda, claims the throne, wins it rightfully in a traditional battle and becomes king. His idea is to distribute the (a lot more advanced) weapons Wakanda has to all the black people in the world to conquer their oppressors. In order to prevent that, T'Challa has to reclaim the throne - and also needs to find an answer to the question wethere they should stay hidden or help the world and a good way to do it.
I already hinted at me loving the movie and that there will be a lot of praise.
First of all: Boom, black representation! Of course it's not my place to judge wether or not black people feel represented by Black Panther. But it the place of black people to say wether or not they feel represented, people like Michelle Obama for example, all the non-famous black voices I read on Twitter, Facebook and Tumblr, and, of course, all the black people involved in the making of Black Panther, the actors, the director, everyone. On a very theoretical standpoint though, it is a game changer: We see black people being the heroes instead of thugs and criminals, we see black people being rich instead of poor, we see black people being highly intelligent instead of uneducated - we see so many stereotypes being not used for once, all while none of them is any less human, because not one character is in any way overglorified. They are human, they make mistakes, they may have problematic views that need to be deconstructed and questioned, and that is a great thing about there being so many black characters: all of them get to be different and we see a wide spectrum of diverse roles they play, contributing to the radical notion that black people are exactly that: People that are all individuals with strenghts and weaknesses just like every white character we have ever seen in movies, just that they are black. Now that doesn't sound like such a huge deal, and you are right, it actually isn't. And at the same time is, because while it should definitely be, this is far from being the standard. I think I, personally, have never seen a movie where black people just got to be people like everyone else.
Also, all of that happened while completely embracing blackness - the amount of different African influences we see in Wakanda is astounding. There are lip plates, head dresses, masks, neck rings and a lot more influences from different African cultures - I highly recommend the Twitter thread from Waris (@diasporicblues) who explains all the influences, you can learn a lot from that. Black Panther is refreshingly unapologizing of their blackness. Another thing I loved about it is that when the Wakandans speak English, they have a very distinctive accent and they still get to be taken seriously. Because they are serious. Another thing that should be the standard but isn't.
Then there is the way Black Panther plays with stereotypes and racism. Characters make jokes about stereotypes and shit with white people, T'Challas sister Shuri calling one "colonizer" is legendary, and to be fair: Yes. Yes it does sting a bit being the butt of a joke and reduced to side kicks and minor roles. But be honest with yourself, isn't that just fair? Isn't that what the predominately white movie industry does to people of colour all the time? And also: Doesn't it show that when we feel a bit caught that we still have to work on our own internalized racism?
Last but definitely not least: Holy shmokes the women! Sure, it doesn't pass the Bechdel test completely: While there are four named female roles (part one: check), who talk to each other (part two: check), they do mostly talk about men. But honestly, since the Black Panther, the main character, and also the villain(s) are male, that's a given. However, we have plenty of strong, amazing women on screen, they are diverse in character, have different strenghts, weaknesses, opinions and feelings and that is a lot more than what can be said about most films. I already talked about Nakia (Lupita N'yongo) in detail, there's Shuri (Letitia Wright) who is an amazing scientist and has the best humour (very meme-y), we have Okoye (Danai Gurira) who may be the fiercest warrior I have always seen (and who I instantly fell in love with, hands down. I am very bi, thanks), we have a very gracious Queen Mother Ramonda (Angela Basset) and so many other women who don't have names and lines but are still fierce and strong and amazing. If you can't manage to praise Black Panther as a anti-racist/ally for POC - at least recognize how feminist it is.
Other than all the social/political things that are to praise about Black Panther, it was a very entertaining story, it was just visually beautiful, it had really nice music and while I read that a lot of people didn't like the special effects: I, as someone who has no fricking clue of special effects, don't see what their problem is (which means, there was nothing feeling off or ripping me out of the experience).
So, overall: If you haven't seen Black Panther yet, go see it. And if you have already seen it... go see it again.

Spider-Man: Homecoming - Review

One great thing about being in England this week is that I got to see Spider-Man: Homecoming a week earlier than in Germany. I am pretty sure waiting another week might have killed me. No, patience is not one of my strong features.
First of all, I am very glad they did not repeat the usual Spider-Man origin story. We all know by now that Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider, thus got superpowers, then his uncle got killed etc. etc. with great power comes great responsibility - we've seen it several times and are informed at this point (in case you have not seen it before, were not aware of Peter Parkers backstory and are not informed... spoiler?). This backstory was not told again in Homecoming, and it gave room to a lot more plot after all of that. Of course we knew about the lack of backstory because we have seen Tom Holland as Spider-Man in Civil War already - the story of Homecoming starts off right after that. Peter is told by Tony Stark to "not do anything [he] would do, certainly not do anything [he] wouldn't do, there's a little grey area between those and that is were [he - Peter] should operate" (greatest advise ever) and that he will be called by someone if there's another operation for the Avengers Peter can help with. So Peter is dropped back into his usual life, going to school, being an awkward teen and, secretly, also the friendly Spider in the neighbourhood. And, of course, Peter is ridiculously keen to get on another mission with the big guys. So instead of just doing little things to help everyone around, he also gets in trouble with a huge group of people who develop weapons from the remainings of the alien attack 8 years ago (as seen in the first Avengers movie), some comparedly harmless like a anti-gravity gun, some really everything but harmless, like granates. So of course Peter does all the things Tony Stark would and wouldn't do and gloriously fucks up both as Spider-Man and at being a normal teenager for everyone else - which, obviously, has consequences.
Spider-Man: Homecoming got the whole teenage thing right. For the first time, with Tom Holland, we have a believable 15-years-old Peter Parker - he looks young enough to be 15, he and his peers at school have believable teenage vocabulary and interests, and personally, I think Marisa Tomei is great as May as well - after all, she's supposed to be the sister of a mother of a 15-years-old boy, so why exactly did everyone look so old so far? In my honest opinion, an Aunt May in her late 30s to early 40s makes a lot more sense - even though Marisa Tomei is 52, she does pull that kind of age portayal off very well.
Another point that I really like about this movie is the diversity we see in Midtown High and around the neighbourhood - another point that makes perfect sense since a) America has a diverse population, b) New York sure as hell has a diverse population and c) god, when will the day come when natural diversity actually been shown in movies is something that isn't outstanding? So of bloody course Peters best friend Ned Leeds (Jacob Batalon) is Filipino, his love interest Liz Allan (Laura Harrier) is black, then theres Zendaya as Michelle (who might be the most relatable character ever, at least for me) - it's a proper percentage of brown people in there, and personally, I love it. Yay Marvel!
So we have all of that, plus amazing dialogues, just the right amount of Tony Stark (and other characters from the other movies) making appearances, just the right mix of awesome fighting scenes and a proper plot and a really nice sound track (Marvel clearly learned something from making two Guardians of the Galaxy movies which live from the sound track). Overall, Spider-Man: Homecoming has been a really good experience and I might want to enjoy it a few times more.